A panther? In Puerto Rico???

In the last two days, an astounding tale is making the rounds in the local press and media.
After the death of a couple of dogs, a goat and a sheep (Yes, we have sheep in PR. For what pourpose, Heaven only knows!), local authorities have disclosed what kind of animal it is.

It's a black panther.

Really.

I'm not joking.

And it's in the Caimito ward, right in the middle of the San Juan Metroplex!

Right!!!!

I'm sorry, I'm a skeptic. Until I see the freaking animal captured and on TV, I think somebody is pulling everybody's collective leg.

More on this later.

Another important message from Natalie Portman and Rashida Jones

When they speak, we listen!

NATALIE PORTMAN & RASHIDA JONES Speak Out Once More by Natalie Portman

Happy Holidays!

Cn u rd ths? Gd! Thn u r a jrk! LOL!

Another study from Nazi Germany...oops...Australia, says that short text messages are more difficult to decipher than regular English...

A short snippet of this story...

University of Tasmania lecturer Nenagh Kemp asked 55 undergraduate students to compose, and then to read aloud, text messages in English and in "textese."

While students were significantly faster using textese, it took almost half the number of students twice as long to read these messages aloud than messages written in proper English.

The students also made more errors reading the textese messages compared to the ones written in English.

More on this absorbing story here!

So thr! Dat ws 2 kewl 4 wds...Wat? Wat?

Signs that Australia is the new Nazi Germany!

First, there was the case of the guy that reposted the viral "Baby swinging" video on LiveLeak and was arrested for child abuse (even thou he had nothing to do with the video).

Now comes this case...

An appeal judge in Australia has ruled that an animation depicting well-known cartoon characters engaging in sexual acts is child pornography.

The internet cartoon featured characters from the Simpsons TV series. The central issue in the case was whether a cartoon character could depict a real person.

Judge Michael Adams decided that it could, and found a man from Sydney guilty of possessing child pornography on his computer…

Justice Michael Adams said the purpose of anti-child pornography legislation was to stop sexual exploitation and child abuse where images of “real” children were depicted…

He ruled that the animated cartoon could “fuel demand for material that does involve the abuse of children,” and therefore upheld the conviction for child pornography.

WTF!!!
Have Australians gone crazy?
Whats wrong with this people???

>>>REALITY CHECK<<<
CARTOONS ARE NOT REAL!!!!
I say again, for all of you mates out there, putting a shrimp on the barbie...
CARTOONS ARE NOT REAL!!!!
>>>END TRANSMISSION<<<

How can unreal persons commit real crimes???
This is as stupid as saying that animals commit crimes!
Yet, this was the law in the Middle Ages!!!!
It took centuries for reason to win out!!!

Yes, Virginia, this is the beginning of Thought Crimes! (Read George Orwell's "1984" for more info!)

SIEG HEIL AUSTRALIA!!!

You used to be cool...Mad Max, Men at Work, Crocodile Dundee and the Crocodile Hunter.

Now you are just another FACIST country!

Oh honey..yes...YES...I'm gonna...OH CRAP! YOU SHOT ME!!!

Yes! Even sex has become a dangerous challange.

SPRINGFIELD, Ohio — A Tri-State woman is in critical condition Wednesday after police say her husband shot her while they were having sex.

Timothy Havens, 38, told Springfield police he was reaching for something on the nightstand when the pistol went off, hitting his estranged wife Carolyn in the upper chest.

Carolyn Havens, 42, is being treated at Miami Valley Hospital in Dayton.

This is isn't the first time there's been trouble for the Havens. Court documents showed Timothy served 60 days in jail for assaulting his wife and was ordered to go to anger management classes.

His arrest Tuesday for the weekend shooting was for violating a civil protection order that Carolyn had taken out against him earlier this year.

Bond was set at $75,000 after prosecutors asked for a high bond, "due to alleged prohibited contact between the parties (and) the suspicious nature of the circumstances surrounding (her injury)."

The guy is bulls@#$ing!

25 cents say somebody is gonna make a porno out of this!
(Rule 34 of the Internet is strictly enforced here!)
Don't know what Rule 34 is? INFIDEL!!!

iPhones - $99 at Walmart!

This tech news has caught us by surprise...

The San Jose Mercury News reports, for example, that iPhones could be on sale at Wal-Mart stores by the end of December, and possibly even before Christmas, although pricing is still not known. Bloomberg also reports that Wal-Mart is preparing to sell two versions of the iPhone.

The blogosphere has been rife with rumors of a 4GB $99 iPhone, sold via Wal-Mart, during recent weeks, although the MacRumors blog told a different story Monday.

"Based on available Wal-Mart training materials and advertising we've received, however, it seems that this rumor is unlikely," it said. "The advertising shown only lists 8-Gbyte iPhones for sale at $197, without any hints of a cheaper model."

More on this news item here!

Ok...it's kinda of nice...but...
The iPhone coolness factor will drop down to almost zero when every Tom, Dick and Harry will have one.
And this price doesn't include the ATT phone plan! Be ready to fork some serious dough!

And the Box Office Champion this week is...

LOS ANGELES (Reuters) – "Four Christmases," a holiday comedy starring Reese Witherspoon and Vince Vaughn, led the North American box office for a second weekend on Sunday, while the spotlight shifted to a handful of Oscar hopefuls playing in limited release.
In a traditionally quiet weekend following the U.S. Thanksgiving holiday, "Four Christmases" sold about $18.2 million worth of tickets during the three days beginning Friday, taking its 12-day haul to $70.8 million, said distributor Warner Bros. Pictures.
The Time Warner Inc-owned studio expects the film to end up with just over $100 million. Witherspoon and Vaughn play a couple who must divide their holiday among each of their divorced parents. It earned a "Bah, humbug!" from critics.
Only two new films entered the top 10: the action sequel "Punisher: War Zone" at No. 8 with just $4.0 million. It played in almost four times as many theaters as the music biopic "Cadillac Records," which opened at No. 9 with a solid $3.5 million.
Among more-pedigreed releases, "Frost/Nixon" earned a hefty $180,000 from three theaters, one each in New York, Los Angeles and Toronto. Universal Pictures' fact-based drama about a face-off between British TV interviewer David Frost and former President Richard Nixon will add 20 markets next week.
In its second weekend, Sean Penn's gay-hero saga "Milk" earned $1.7 million. Despite almost tripling its theater count to 99 venues, the Focus Features release was up just 16 percent. Its total stands at $4.1 million. Both Universal and Focus are units of General Electric Co's NBC Universal.
Former chart-topper "Twilight" moved up one place to No. 2 with $13.2 million in its third weekend. Closely held indie studio Summit Entertainment's vampire romance has earned $138.6 million to date.
It swapped places with the Walt Disney Co canine cartoon "Bolt," which dug up $9.7 million, also in its third weekend. Its tally rose to $79.3 million.
The next two movies also reversed rankings. After a disappointing start last weekend, the big-budget epic "Australia" rose one place to No. 4 with $7 million, bringing its 12-day tally to $30.9 million.
The 20th Century Fox period romance, starring Nicole Kidman and Hugh Jackman, reportedly cost upward of $125 million to produce, and is hoping for awards-season attention to boost business. Its 53 percent drop was one of the slightest in the top 10.
"The word of mouth is very positive on this movie. People really want to see it," said Chris Aronson, senior vice president of domestic distribution at the News Corp-owned studio.
The James Bond thriller "Quantum of Solace" slipped one place to No. 5 with $6.6 million, and has earned $151.5 million after 4 weekends. It is about $12 million ahead of where star Daniel Craig's 007 debut "Casino Royale" was at the same point in its run in 2006; that film ended up with $167 million. The films were distributed by Columbia Pictures, a unit of Sony Corp.
Sony also distributed "Cadillac Records," a $12 million movie about Leonard Chess, the founder of the Chicago blues label that bears his name. Adrien Brody plays Chess, and is joined by Beyonce Knowles as Etta James and Jeffrey Wright as Muddy Waters. Sony said the film skewed to older women. It played in 686 theaters, while the other movies in the top 10 averaged 3,000 theaters each.
"Punisher: War Zone" stars Ray Stevenson in the title role of the Marvel comic book adaptation. Previous Punishers included Dolph Lundgren and Thomas Jane. The film was released by Lionsgate, a unit of Lions Gate Entertainment Corp.

Saw Four Christmases. POS! Saw "Punisher: War Zone" Lotsa fun!

I don't get it!