Showing posts with label Christians. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Christians. Show all posts

Wednesday, May 4, 2011

Man found crucified in a quarry in South Korea!

Weird you want, weird you get!

A man’s body was discovered nailed to a wooden cross in an empty South Korea stone pit, supposedly next to a mirror so he could see himself suffer, according to a New York Daily News report.
Donning a loin cloth and crown of thorns, the man had a stab wound on his side and his feet and hands nailed to the cross, resembling the image of Jesus Christ in the bible’s description of his death. There were two smaller crosses on either side of the man.
Police found a hammer, nails, mirror, an electric drill, more pieces of wood, and a “how-to” guide for constructing crosses. The man’s SUV was also discovered near the stone quarry. Cops are unsure if this was a suicide or homicide, but neighbors claimed the man had intense religious beliefs.


Via The Daily Caller

Thursday, May 7, 2009

Texas is the most STUPID state in the Union!

Texans have always been very independent people. After their war of independence against Mexico in 1839, the Texans have always been proud of being Texans first, Americans second. Well this also applies to their brains, it looks like.

Barbara Cargill, a born again Christian and a staunch Creationist, who by the way is a member of the Board of Education in Texas, proposed an ammendment on the study of astronomy in schools, saying that the universe is not expanding and that is only 6,000 years old!

WHAT!!!

ARE THIS PEOPLE STUPID?...Oh I forgot...they are Texans! This is the place that gave us George W. Bush, the worst president in US History!

Of course, this born again christians don't care that solid scientific proof shows that the Universe is not only expanding from the Big Bang but is expanding at an alarming rate and it's older than 6,000 years old!


Damn those American Born-Again Christian Jerks! They are giving Christians everywhere a bad name and reputation!

To prove my point, here's the video of the meeting where this piece of crap ammendment was introduced.

BTW it was approved 11 to 3!

Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Parents Television Council complaints about "Family Guy"to the FCC.

The Parents Television Council, a fundementalist religious organization that opposes "indecency" on network and paid TV, has filed a complaint to the FCC about the March 8 episode of "Family Guy", feeling that it was too racy. According to them...

"Fox treated viewers to everything from an ‘eleven-way’ gay orgy to baby Stewie eating a bowl of cereal with horse sperm instead of milk … if that isn’t enough, the show’s leading character is also shown fanaticizing about his wife and moaning while a horse licks his bare behind. Clearly, the explicit content was not isolated to one instance in one segment of the show; it permeated the entire program."


Okay...

To be fair, we here at the Les'Shyerar Laboratories and Fried Chicken Shack, have obtained a copy of the "offensive" clip...




Okay...Is anybody offended by it? Is God gonna strike you down because you watched this?
NO!

To further the case, Here's series creator Seth McFarlane's reaction to the PTC complaint...

"Oh, yeah. That’s like getting hate mail from Hitler. They’re literally terrible human beings. I’ve read their newsletter, I’ve visited their website, and they’re just rotten to the core. For an organization that prides itself on Christian values — I mean, I’m an atheist, so what do I know? — they spend their entire day hating people. They can all suck my d**k as far as I’m concerned."


The PTC reminds me of this group of people, that tried to tell people what to think, see, read, sing and hate. And they were all very good christians.

The National Socialist Workers Party, a.k.a. NAZIS!

You know what happened to them.

Sieg Heil to you PTC. And oh yeah...suck my d**k too!