Showing posts with label Funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Funny. Show all posts

Wednesday, April 25, 2012

Florida man shoots girlfriend after confusing her for a hog!


A Florida couple was on a weekend camping trip that ended in an airlift to the emergency room.

Steven Egan, 52, was hunting with his girlfriend, Lisa Simmons, in the northern part of the state when he mistook her for a hog and shot her.

"He saw a hog and thought he shot it and went to look for it," Maj. Steve Clair of the Flagler County Sheriff's Office told ABC News. "He heard her and thought it was a hog and just shot."

The mistake was not actually related to her appearance. Rather, Egan had earlier shot at a hog that continued to evade him. He reportedly instructed Simmons to stay at their campsite while he pursued the evasive animal, according to the Flagler County Sheriff's Office However, Simmons ventured away from the campsite, apparently searching for oranges that had fallen from nearby trees.

When Egan heard rustling in the woods, he fired in her direction without first making visual confirmation with his intended target. Instead, Simmons was struck in the legs by a .30-caliber bullet from Egan's gun. She was airlifted to the nearby Halifax Health Medical Center where she is listed as being in serious condition.

Authorities say they aren't planning to charge Egan in the accidental shooting.

"He was very sympathetic that he'd shot his girlfriend," Maj. Clair said. "It was an accident. I think it was just a violation of one of the cardinal rules of hunting which is you never shoot what you don't see."


Man, this guy either needs glasses or that girlfriend needs to lose some weight!

Monday, February 7, 2011

Los mejores comerciales del Super Bowl 2011. (En mi humilde opinion.)

El Super Bowl del 2011 ya es historia, y con el sus comerciales. Veamos alguno de los mejores de esta entrega.

Volkswagen- "The Force"


NFL - "Best Fans ever"



Bud Light - "Product Placement"



Pepsi Max - "Love hurts"



Doritos "Crash The Super Bowl Winner - Pug Attack!"



Ah, Green Bay le gano a Pittsburgh 31-25.

Tuesday, August 17, 2010

¡El "famoso" video de Chovi!

Para lo que hayan sintonizado un poco tarde, aqui esta el video que esta causando sensación en Puerto Rico.

Raúl Gabriel Diaz Rodríguez de 17 años, conocido con Chovi, se dio una santa jumeta en Marzo de este año despues de una fiesta con sus compañeros de la clase graduanda. Tanto bebio que le dio pavor y panico, solo por pensar la reacción de su mamá cuando lo viera borracho.

En parte es refrescante ver que un joven todavia respete a sus padres.

Aqui el video.

Wednesday, August 4, 2010

Monday, February 22, 2010

"The World of The Future!"

Remember when they made this films in the forties and fifties on how the 2000's would look like? This is hilarious take on this type of film.



What happened to that golden future? Reality and greed happened!

Tuesday, February 16, 2010

WTF!



Shave-a-baby doll from China.

For real...

Words fail me...



Via Loliland

Monday, February 8, 2010

The best spots of the Superbowl.

This are the best spots of the SuperBowl. In our not-so-humble opinion!

Late Show with David Letterman



Snickers!



The Simpsons and Coca Cola!



Budwiser Lite - Voice Box!



Flo TV - My Generation!

Monday, December 7, 2009

Montgomery Burns, Mayor of NYC?

Even though Michael Bloomberg has been elected for a third term as mayor of NYC, there was a pretty famous front runner in the write-in candidate section of the ballot!

Springfield's most-loathed billionaire, Mr. Burns!

Mr. Burns managed to nab 27 out of the 299 write-in votes thanks to a underground lowbrow campaign called Burns for Mayor!

The grassroots group wheat-papered the city in posters declaring, "No Third Terms, Vote For Burns" which caught the eyes of 27 of New York's voters.

And don't get us wrong, Burns had some stiff competition in the write-in candidate selection: Alfred E. Newman, Victor Von Doom, Mickey Mouse; he even beat Sleeping Beauty!

Impressive, Mr. Burns!


Friday, September 25, 2009

Turkish "Star Wars"


Ok! I've been pissed off long enough! Time for some fun!
This is the begining of the 1982 Turkish film "Dünyayı Kurtaran Adam" (The Man who saves the World) directed by Çetin İnanç and written by Cüneyt Arkın (who is also the star of the film.)This Sci-Fi film "borrows" heavily from "Star Wars" "Indiana Jones" and "Battlestar Galactica".

It's amateurish and awful, but so much fun!!!!

Here's the first eight minutes of it. More on YouTube.

Enjoy!

Monday, July 6, 2009

Too much negative and MJ news! Time for some lunacy!!!

To break the stupid newscycle we are in. I bring you, for your watching enjoyment...
F-BOMBS AND POTATOES by Joe Cartoon. You can watch more of Joe Cartoon lunacy here!

WARNING!!!!
This video is NSFW!!!
Minors should not be watching this!!! (Unless, you want them to be weird and depraved adults, just like me. You would? Shame on you!)

And I'm not resposible for soiled underwear or Pepsi-filled keyboards!

Enjoy!!!

Friday, July 3, 2009

Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Parents Television Council complaints about "Family Guy"to the FCC.

The Parents Television Council, a fundementalist religious organization that opposes "indecency" on network and paid TV, has filed a complaint to the FCC about the March 8 episode of "Family Guy", feeling that it was too racy. According to them...

"Fox treated viewers to everything from an ‘eleven-way’ gay orgy to baby Stewie eating a bowl of cereal with horse sperm instead of milk … if that isn’t enough, the show’s leading character is also shown fanaticizing about his wife and moaning while a horse licks his bare behind. Clearly, the explicit content was not isolated to one instance in one segment of the show; it permeated the entire program."


Okay...

To be fair, we here at the Les'Shyerar Laboratories and Fried Chicken Shack, have obtained a copy of the "offensive" clip...




Okay...Is anybody offended by it? Is God gonna strike you down because you watched this?
NO!

To further the case, Here's series creator Seth McFarlane's reaction to the PTC complaint...

"Oh, yeah. That’s like getting hate mail from Hitler. They’re literally terrible human beings. I’ve read their newsletter, I’ve visited their website, and they’re just rotten to the core. For an organization that prides itself on Christian values — I mean, I’m an atheist, so what do I know? — they spend their entire day hating people. They can all suck my d**k as far as I’m concerned."


The PTC reminds me of this group of people, that tried to tell people what to think, see, read, sing and hate. And they were all very good christians.

The National Socialist Workers Party, a.k.a. NAZIS!

You know what happened to them.

Sieg Heil to you PTC. And oh yeah...suck my d**k too!

Friday, March 6, 2009

"Watchmen" Saturday Morning Cartoon!

My friend Charleson Mambo showed me this You Tube video. It looks that it's a DVD copy from an original VHS from a TV show in the 80's. Yes, they committed the ultimate sacrilege. They made a 'Watchmen" Saturday Morning cartoon. This is the opening.






Actually it's a parody made by Harry Partdrige. He is very talented. The funny thing is, if Alan Moore would have sold out in the 80's, this could have been a reality!

Happy Watchmen day!

Monday, February 16, 2009

This lady lost her flight, and lost her cool!

This lady's flight left without her last Thursday from Hong Kong International Airport...
somebody with a cell phone cam captured the moment...
watch this...



I don't understand what she's saying...

but it's freaking hilarious!!!!