I'm actually surprised that you spotlighted the 'shave-me-baby' over such other luminaries as the pole-dancing doll, the breast tassle T-shirt in baby and toddler sizes, the lactating doll and the baby stilettos.
What? you think I'm making this stuff up? Check out this site:
"Tesco last night denied the pole dancing kit was sexually oriented and said it was clearly marked for "adult use".
[So it's NOT sexually oriented but it's still for "adults only".... riiiiight... - SWS]
A spokesman added: "Pole dancing is an increasing exercise craze. This item is for people who want to improve their fitness and have fun at the same time."
[So THAT is the reason they were selling it in the kiddie toy section! - SWS]
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Oh, my dear, sweet, innocent Max.
I'm actually surprised that you spotlighted the 'shave-me-baby' over such other luminaries as the pole-dancing doll, the breast tassle T-shirt in baby and toddler sizes, the lactating doll and the baby stilettos.
What? you think I'm making this stuff up? Check out this site:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/09/14/the-7-most-inappropriate_n_286223.html
And if that is not enough, check out the "pole dancing kit" sold by a major British retailer:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-412195/Tesco-condemned-selling-pole-dancing-toy.html
My fave lines are:
"Tesco last night denied the pole dancing kit was sexually oriented and said it was clearly marked for "adult use".
[So it's NOT sexually oriented but it's still for "adults only".... riiiiight... - SWS]
A spokesman added: "Pole dancing is an increasing exercise craze. This item is for people who want to improve their fitness and have fun at the same time."
[So THAT is the reason they were selling it in the kiddie toy section! - SWS]
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