California Woman offered sex for McNuggets!

You CANNOT make this shit up!

Smiles are free, but sexual favors might cost you your McNuggets.

That is, if there were any takers when a women at a Los Angeles McDonald's allegedly offered customers sexual favors in exchange for theirs.

Khadijah Baseer allegedly tried opening customers' doors as they went through the drive-thru around 11 p.m. last Wednesday, asking to be paid in the breaded chicken bits if she performed sex acts, according to the Burbank Leader.

The paper didn't specify which acts were allegedly on offer, nor how many McNuggets the woman expected in return.

Various reports say she is known as a panhandler in the area.

Baseer, 31, was arrested on "suspicion of prostitution."

Are McNuggets THAT GOOD????

¡Hombre le arranca pene a otro hombre durante pelea!

Santiago (R. Dominicana)- Un haitiano le mutiló el pene de un mordisco a un compatriota en medio de una reyerta que se originó en el municipio de Jamao al Norte, de la provincia Espaillat, porque supuestamente la víctima mantenía una relación amorosa con su concubina.

La Policía identificó al herido como Elicson Pié, mientras que el agresor fue identificado como Reynaldo Pierre.

Según dijeron varios haitianos a los investigadores de la Policía, Pié es un hombre joven, mulato, de buena apariencia física, y que no trabaja pero se dedica a enamorar y conquistar a las mujeres de sus compatriotas.

La Policía dijo que Pierre se enteró que su compatriota Elicson había tenido relaciones sexuales con su esposa y al reclamarle ambos se enfrascaron en una pelea a puños.

Las autoridades dijeron que Pierre tiró a Pié al suelo, lo que aprovechó para cercenarle el pene de una mordida.

Varios haitianos que se dedican a trabajos agrícolas y de construcción en Jamao al Norte, situado al norte del país, celebraron en las calles con música típica de su país la agresión de que fue víctima su paisano.

El afectado fue ingresado en el Hospital de Jamao al Norte, donde los médicos hacen esfuerzos por recomponerle el miembro.

La Policía dijo que el agresor se encuentra detenido para ser puesto a disposición de la justicia.

Algunos haitianos narraron a la Policía que mientras muchos trabajan duramente en el campo y en la construcción, Pié vivía del sudor de otros, porque las mujeres con las que mantenía relaciones sexuales le daban comidas y dinero.

Todo lo que voy a decir es...

¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY COñO!!!!!!!!!!!! ¡¡¡¡ESO DUELE!!!!

Okay...now this is really bizarre!

Get ready to see one of the most bizarre videos ever shown here.



This is "DENKI GROOVE" 20th Aniversary Album「20」
by Pierre Taki's Taiso 42sai

The video was directed by Pierre Taki

This is a compilation from the technopop group to celebrate their 20th anniversary. Formed by the Shizuoka pair of Takkyu Ishino and Pierre Taki, This follows the release of two albums year of 2008, "J-POP" and "Yellow".



W...T...F!

Ozzy Osbourne wants to donate his body to science when he dies!

Yup! Just like you read.

In a very unusual move, (then again, he's Ozzy Osbourne, this is actually normal!) Ozzy declared that he's a "medical miracle" for having survived alcoholism and multiple drug addictions and for that reason he will give his body to the Museum of Natural History in London, so it can
be displayed!

"I'm a miracle in every sense of the word. It's all right to party for a couple of days, but I partied for 40 years! There was a time that I drank 4 bottles of cognac daily!" said the musician.

He also commented on his drug use in recent years. "While filming The Osbournes, I was hooked to 42 types of prescription and over-the-counter drugs, not to mention, all the stuff I smoked when the cameras were far away or not rolling."

The Museum of Natural History has yet to comment.

¡Le rompen una bola en partido de Hockey!

¡AYYYY!

Eso fue lo que dijo Sami Salo ayer en un partido entre los Canucks de Vancouver y los Blackhawks de Chicago.

Y es que, en el quinto encuentro de semifinales del Oeste de la NHL, los Canucks tenían que ganar para evitar ser eliminados por los Blackhawks de Chicago, que lideraban la serie 3-1, por lo que Salo defendía su arco con valentía, hasta que un tiro lanzado por Duncan Keith, al final del primer tercio, lo golpeó en la entrepierna.

El ‘puck', disparado a corta distancia, golpeó a Salo, quien de inmediato cayó al suelo por el dolor y comenzó a quejarse, hasta que entraron los paramédicos y lo trasladaron de inmediato al hospital, en dónde se confirmó que había sufrido una ruptura de un testículo, producto del fuerte impacto, según reseña el diario Marca.

La dolorosa e inusual lesión del jugador finlandés de 35 años se dio en una jugada en la que se encontraba justo frente a su portería, cuando Keith sacó un poderoso envío que golpeó al finlandés, quien trató, sin éxito de cubrirse.

Al final, su equipo, que en el momento de la lesión ganaba 2-0, venció 4-1 a los Blackhawks y puso la serie 3-2, con lo que aún tiene opciones de avanzar a la final, mientras que el estado de salud de Salo aún no ha sido dado a conocer.

Anuncios WTF! "Consomé Panchii"

Encontré estos anuncios por un amigo en el Internet. Empiezo a dudar de su amistad, pero los anuncios a la verdad que son la mar de bizarros.
Anuncian unas papitas llamadas "Consomé Panchii". Miren el 2do anuncio y me dicen si no hay que llamar a servicios sociales para proteger al niño de ese animal peludo.

Anuncio 1


Anuncio 2

WTF!

Shave-a-baby doll from China.

For real...

Words fail me...



Via Loliland

Another tragedy in Thanksgiving...

This has been a WTF holiday...

PARKLAND, Wash. – A gunman burst into a coffeehouse Sunday and opened fire on four police officers as they sat working on their laptops, killing the three men and one woman in what an official described as a targeted ambush.

Pierce County Sheriff's spokesman Ed Troyer said officers were looking for one male suspect who fled the scene and haven't ruled out an accomplice, possibly a getaway driver.

It wasn't clear whether the officers even had time to draw their weapons to return fire, Troyer said.

"This was more of an execution. Walk in with the specific mindset to shoot police officers," Troyer said.

Troyer said the officers — all from the Lakewood Police Department — were catching up on paperwork at the beginning of their shifts when they were attacked at 8:15 a.m. Sunday.

Troyer said the attack was clearly targeted at the officers, not a robbery gone bad.

"There were marked patrol cars outside and they were all in uniform," Troyer said.

With no known suspects, there was no indication of any connection with the Halloween night shooting of a Seattle police officer. The suspect in that shooting remains hospitalized.

"We won't know if it's a copycat effect or what it was until we get the case solved," Troyer said. "We don't even have a suspect ID right now."

Troyer would not release the names of the victims in Sunday's shooting.

"We have no motive at all," Troyer said. "I don't think when we find out what it is, it will be anything that makes any sense or be worth it."

Two employees and a few other customers were in the shop during the attack. All are being interviewed by the Pierce County Sheriff's investigators.

"Some are in shock. They are very upset," Troyer said. "They are the ones who are going to put together for us how this happened."

The Forza Coffee Shop, part of a popular local chain, is on a side street near McChord Air Force Base in Tacoma, about 35 miles south of Seattle. The shop is in a small retail center alongside two restaurants, a cigar store and a nail salon.

Brad Carpenter, founder and owner of Forza Coffee, said his staff was OK and being interviewed by police, and that his main concern was with the families of the police officers.

"I'm a retired police officer, so this really hits close to home for me," said Carpenter, of nearby Gig Harbor.

Streets around the coffee shop were blocked off late Sunday morning, and a police helicopter hovered over a large crowd of investigators. TV video showed police taking possession of a pickup truck parked in a grocery store in Parkland.

"We are looking at some people. We are looking at some cars. We are looking at some residences," Troyer said.

Troyer said investigators are checking surveillance video from multiple sources, trying to identify a possible getaway car. He urged people to stay away from scenes to avoid interfering and putting themselves at risk.

Dave Gabrielson, a clerk at Foot Mart about a block away from the coffee shop, told the newspaper all was quiet when he opened the store at 8 a.m. About 30 minutes later, "All of a sudden a million cops were zooming up and down the road," Gabrielson said.

WTF!

Gang accused of killing people to sell their fat!

Another Whiskey Tango Foxtrot story, this one from Peru.

LIMA (Reuters) - Peruvian police said on Thursday they had broken up a gang that allegedly killed dozens of people and sold their fat to buyers who used it to make cosmetics.

Four Peruvians were arrested on suspicion of kidnapping, murder and trafficking in human fat.

The group stored the fat it collected in used soda and water bottles, which police showed reporters.

"We have people detained who have declared and stated how they murdered people with the aim being to extract their fat in rudimentary labs and sell it," said Police Commander Angel Toldeo.

In addition to those taken into custody, police said they were searching for others who bought fat from the gang or might have worked with it.

Remains from some of the victims were found at a rural house in the region of Huanuco where the group worked, according police video.

Police said they were investigating 60 disappearances in the area that might be linked to the gang.

The investigation started this month after police heard about a shipment of fat that arrived in Lima by bus from Peru's mountains.

WTF!

The WTF of the day!

Apparently, this is all the rage in Russia!

If you're busy, or have hungry kids, try this. Stick dry spaghetti into hot dogs (Defrost them first, please!) , then boil.

The result will be something like this.

Wigglys, Cthulhu bits, Spaghetti Dogs and Hairy Dogs are some of the fanciful names this recipe has received.

What do you think?

And the Box Office Champion this week is...

The curse of the cross-dressing big fat black mama strikes again!

LOS ANGELES (Reuters) – Prolific filmmaker Tyler Perry scored his second No. 1 movie of the year at the North American box office on Sunday, leading a weak field of newcomers in what is traditionally one of the industry's slowest weekends.
Perry's latest family comedy, "I Can Do Bad All By Myself," sold $24 million worth of tickets during the three days beginning Friday, distributor Lionsgate said.
The writer-producer-director-actor, whose low-budget films are popular among black women, did better in February with "Madea Goes to Jail," which opened to a personal best of $41 million. But exactly a year ago, Perry's "The Family That Preys" opened to $17 million. The two most recent films starred Perry's alter ego Madea, a pistol-packing granny.
Also new was the animated film "9" at No. 2 with $10.9 million, in line with expectations. The film got an early start on the competition by opening on Wednesday, and its total stands at $15.3 million.
The horror movie "Sorority Row" debuted at No. 6 with $5.3 million, and English actress Kate Beckinsale's icy thriller "Whiteout" came in at No. 7 with $5.1 million. Both films, targeting younger moviegoers, were expected to open in the high-single-digit range.
Business usually drops sharply in the first weekend following the U.S. Labor Day holiday weekend, as children return to school and football season kicks in. The studios respond in kind by clearing out their summer leftovers.
The top 12 films grossed $78 million, according to tracking firm Hollywood.com Box-Office. This represents a 3 percent drop from last weekend, and a 9 percent fall from the year-ago period, the company said.
After two weekends at No. 1, the horror film "The Final Destination" fell to No. 5 with $5.5 million, taking its total to $58.3 million.
Quentin Tarantino's Nazi revenge fantasy "Inglourious Basterds" slipped one place to No. 3 with $6.5 million in its fourth weekend. The film has now earned $104.4 million, and needs just $4 million more to become his biggest film in North America. The title is currently held by "Pulp Fiction," which earned $108 million in 1994.
Lionsgate is a unit of Lions Gate Entertainment Corp. "9" was released by Focus Features, a unit of General Electric Co's Universal Pictures. "Inglourious Basterds" was released by Weinstein Co. The closely held firm co-financed "Inglourious Basterds" with Universal Pictures.
"Sorority Row" was released by Summit Entertainment, which is closely held. "Whiteout" and "The Final Destination" were released by Warner Bros Pictures, a unit of Time Warner Inc.

What do you think about this...

This was spotted in a Walgreens in San Juan today.

It's a Disney Princesses plush piggy bank.

What do you think that looks like?



Via Boing Boing.

Wanna look better? Take a photo!!!

The march of technology continues!

JERUSALEM (Reuters) - Want to optimize your looks without radically altering them? An Israeli team of computer scientists may have the answer.

They have developed a computer software model based on the innate preferences that studies show we have for human faces.

"This technology could become a product where for example there's a web service where people upload their photographs and have them enhanced or beautified by our software," said Professor Dani Lischinksi of Hebrew University in Jerusalem.

Studies show that eyes a certain shape and distance apart, nose a certain length, lips a certain curve, increase the probability that we will find one face more attractive than another.

For more on this, CLICK HERE!

Here at Les'Shyerar Labs and Fried Chicken Shack, we applied this new software to different photos. See the results. Please pay close attention to the Croc.

The SMURFS made me do it!!!!

You can't make this s$#@ up!!!

HAILEY - Hailey Police say a woman battered a security guard, took off her clothes, punched two officers and bit a deputy. Now, Lori Brutsche-Ely, 41, faces several charges.

Hailey Police Chief Jeff Gunter tells NewsChannel 7 Brutsche-Ely was intoxicated Halloween night at the Chester Jakes restaurant in the Mint Bar when she got out of control.

Gunter says when the security guard called police -- she took off her clothes in the bar. When officers approached her, Gunter says she punched one of them in the chest.

The Idaho Mountain Express reports that once she got to the jail, Brutsche-Ely bit a deputy and also managed to set off a fire sprinkler, causing her jail cell to flood.

Brutsche-Ely is charged with four counts of battery, obstructing and resisting arrest and indecent exposure. She has bonded out of jail.

DAMN!!!
And what did you do on Halloween?