Ozzy Osbourne wants to donate his body to science when he dies!

Yup! Just like you read.

In a very unusual move, (then again, he's Ozzy Osbourne, this is actually normal!) Ozzy declared that he's a "medical miracle" for having survived alcoholism and multiple drug addictions and for that reason he will give his body to the Museum of Natural History in London, so it can
be displayed!

"I'm a miracle in every sense of the word. It's all right to party for a couple of days, but I partied for 40 years! There was a time that I drank 4 bottles of cognac daily!" said the musician.

He also commented on his drug use in recent years. "While filming The Osbournes, I was hooked to 42 types of prescription and over-the-counter drugs, not to mention, all the stuff I smoked when the cameras were far away or not rolling."

The Museum of Natural History has yet to comment.

Le arranca el corazon a su amigo, creyendo que estaba poseido por demonios.

¡Las drogas matan! Miren este caso.

La policía de California ha sido testigo de una escena digna de una película de terror. Un luchador estadounidense ha arrancado el corazón de su compañero de entrenamiento cuando aún estaba vivo porque creyó que estaba poseído por el diablo. Según el abogado del presunto asesino, este actuó bajo un brote psicótico causado por la ingesta de setas alucinógenas.

Según informa el diario The Telegraph, Jarrod Wyatt llevó a cabo un brutal asalto a su compañero de entrenamiento. Cuando la policía llegó al lugar de los hechos los agentes encontraron un espectáculo digo de una película de terror. A la víctima le habían arrancado la lengua y le rasgó la cara.

Los agentes encontraron a Wyatt, de 26 años de edad, de pie sobre el cuerpo desnudo de su amigo y con varias partes del mismo, incluidos un ojo, esparcidos por la ensangrentada habitación.

El presunto agresor, según el diario británico, contó a la policía que había tomado una taza de te con setas alucinógenas y se había terminado convenciendo de que su amigo, Taylor Powell, estaba poseído.

Mas de esta historia aqui.

Rolling With Barack: Obama Ecstasy Pills Seized!

When Palmview, TX police pulled over a 22-year-old man and arrested him for drug possession last week, they were greeted by a familiar face!

The man had a number of drugs in his back seat, including ecstasy pills in the shape of President Barack Obama's head!!

The police officer described the pills as resembling "vitamin for kids" and also found black tar heroin, cocaine and marijuana in the man's car alongside the Obama E.

Let the good times roll!

Image via AP Images.

Here's the famous "Traición en Aristides Chavier" Video

Here's the video that has everybody buzzing. Kids playing at grown ups with toy guns. This was filmed at Aristdes Chavier housing project in Ponce. I'll show the video. You make your own conclusions.

Michael Jackson's body riddled with needle marks!

Due to an ongoing battle with insomnia, Michael Jackson became dependent on the potent drug Propofol, which is used to induce unconsciousness in pre-op patients.

It is becoming more obvious that the drug may have caused his death.

Jackson had dozens of injection sites on his body, which leads to speculation that Michael found a doctor to prescribe copious amounts of Propofol and recklessly administer it at home.

If it was the drug that caused Michael's fatal cardiac arrest, the doctor responsible would most likely be brought up on charges for criminal manslaughter.

And at last we can get some rest from the freak!

Note to the Milkman: one quart of fat-free and and eight of weed!

Read this and ponder...

LONDON (Reuters) - A milkman who admitted he delivered cannabis as well as pints to elderly customers to ease their aches and pains, was spared jail Friday.

Robert Holding, 72, from Burnley, told police he supplied the drug to 17 customers after detectives raided his home and found nearly 6oz (167g) of cannabis in an egg crate in the van he used for deliveries.

"He said he sold the cannabis to existing customers because they were old and had aches and pains," said prosecutor Sarah Statham.

"He said he sold a 9oz (255g) bar about every three weeks and sold it for a relatively cheap value. He said that customers left him notes saying, for example, 'Can I have an ounce this week or can I have an eighth.'"

Holding, who admitted supplying and possession of the drug at a previous hearing, was given a 36-month prison sentence suspended for a year at Burnley Crown Court Friday, the Press Association reported.

Judge Beverley Lunt told him the sentence was "an act of mercy" because he visited his wife, who has Alzheimer's disease, every day in a care home.

"You were not some philanthropist helping out the elderly out of the good of your heart. You dealt drugs for profit in a calculated way. It was a business," the judge told him.

His lawyer Philip Holden said his client "wasn't making much of a profit" and that his oldest client was 92.

"Word had got out that he was a man who could supply cannabis to those of a certain age with aches and pains and he misguidedly believed he was providing a public service," he said.

After the verdict Holding insisted he had not made money from his drug dealing.

"They (the customers) enjoyed it, they saved a lot of money while I was doing it and I only did it for a short time," he said.

However Neil Standage, area crown prosecutor for East Lancashire, said there was no evidence that he was only supplying elderly people with painful ailments.

"This might make it sound like what he was doing was harmless. It wasn't," he said.

This would not happen if drugs were legalized!
I don't do them. But I'm for legalization and medication.
And for universal health care too!!!

Hallo! Schokolade? Bon Bon's? Gras?

If you cannot read the title in German, do not fret! Read this very weird story!

BERLIN (Reuters) - Police closed down a Berlin sweet shop after discovering the owner was selling chocolates and lollipops laced with hallucinogenic mushrooms and marijuana.

The 23-year old owner of the shop in the trendy east Berlin district of Prenzlauer Berg, an area known for its vibrant night life, was taken into custody on suspicion of drug-dealing.

"In the shop we found 120 pieces of magic mushroom chocolate and countless cannabis lollipops," said police, who confiscated around 70 sachets containing various drugs, about 20 marijuana joints, a range of pills and some jars of drug-laced honey.

Police said one customer, who appeared intoxicated, was arrested after trying to buy a bag of hallucinogenic mushrooms from an officer in the shop.

C'mon! Eat the Brownie! Eat the Brownie!