In the light of day...

After the victories of both the NPP here in PR and Barack Obama in the States, it has come to the attention of the local elections commission, that less that 77% of qualified voters in PR voted in yesterday's election.

77% percent?

That's lower than 1980's election. Then it was 77.8% of voters.

I knew there was something amiss when I voted yesterday, and the college I was assigned was empty!

Can we disregard then this election, as they did with the One senate referendum, a couple of years ago?

Hum?

And the winner is...

MILHOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

aka- Luis Fortuño.

Congratulations NPP!!!!

It's gonna be a wild ride the next four years!
A conservative Republican in La Fortaleza!!!!
It's gonna be fun!!!!!

In the States...
It looks that Obama might win it!

That will piss Fortuño off!!!!!
Hahahahaha!!!!

Then again...he will fall in line. After all, Obama will be Commander in Chief in 77 days!

The moment of truth...

The polls have closed...

Now comes the time to count...

Who will win?

Milhouse?

Or Anibal the Cannibal (AKA Dr Doom)?

Stay tuned!

It's Election Day!!!!

It's Election Day in the States and here in Puerto Rico. Nothing else to say!

GO AND VOTE!!!!!

And who do I endorse?

In the States... Barack Obama, of course. Even thou we can't vote for him here in PR.

Here in PR?
I Endorse...

NOBODY!!!!!( ¡NINGUNO! ) for governor!!!!!!!

Ballots are going to be bilingual! Now shut up you monkeys! You're in a colony!!!!

Two people here in Puerto Rico, that have been living here since 1993 and never learned to speak Spanish (probably out of arrogance or stupidity, after all they are americans), won their case against the election commission and made federal Judge Jaime Fuste order that the ballots in the forthcoming elections should be written in both English and Spanish. The elections commissioner for the Popular Democratic Party objected and appealed to the First Circuit Court in Boston.

He lost!

So...now the ballots are going to be written in both languages. If you needed proof that you are living in a colony that belong to a nation of morons and it's run by monkeys and thieves, here it is!

Hey! I speak Klingon! Why aren't the ballots also printed in Klingonasse!! Je'jiMeH! I'm going to court!!!!!

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