Happy New Year to all from Rice, Beans and Razor Blades!
Monday, December 31, 2012
Monday, December 24, 2012
Now listen, my children, And you shall hear Of the famous big toe Of Randolph Reindeer.
'Twas the night before Christmas When into the bar,
|Randolph says Hi, bitches!|
Strode Randolph the Reindeer With a big, long cigar.
As he stood there and snarled, Like a big, ugly cur,
The ashes he flicked off,
Burned right through his fur.
Randolph stood staunchly, As he burst into flames,
But the rest of the reindeer Just called him bad names.
Randolph stayed quite, His steel nerves unjarred,
But except for his tailbone, His body soon charred.
Then the room quickly filled With a warm, friendly glow,
That came not from friendship. But from Randolph's big toe.
Just then, in came Santa, And he saved the day
By saying to Randolph,"Would you guide my sleigh?"
When Randolph consented, The reindeer all cheered,
And even old SantaGave a smile through his beard.
So they flew through the skies In the blinding white snow, And were guided by
Randolph's Smoldering big toe.
And so, if you spy In the thick underbrush, A hunk of burnt toenail, lost in the rush...
Just think of poor Randolph As he flies through the air, With a rancid cigar And a clump of
Happy Festivus and a Bah Humbug to all!
Thursday, December 20, 2012
Hello all! The new and improved "Rice, Beans and Razor Blades" will be coming starting January 2013.
Now a few comments on the happenings of the past few weeks.
|"La Comay" and "The Lambon"|
Every week, a new fresh outrage has captivated our already tired and overflowing minds. Jose Enrique's assassination in Caguas, for which four teenagers have been accused. Of course, the crime was horrible enough. Then Kobbo Santarossa with "La Comay" made the situation explosive with comments implying that he brought that on himself, for picking the killers in Padial St. in Caguas. I actually don't watch "La Comay", so I really don't give a flying fuck what a foam rubber doll says about anybody. What caught my attention was the reaction, no, overreaction by both sides for and against "La Comay". The boycott is stupidity at it's finest. Puertorricans are a contentious lot, usually for the wrong reasons and causes. This boycott and the defenders of "La Comay" are, in my view, a bunch of fucking jerks with too much time on their hands. Fuck them both! If you want to boycott "La Comay", it's easy. DON'T WATCH THE GODDAMNED SHOW!!!!. And if you watch, THEN GO FUCK YOURSELVES!!!!
|Two (soon to be) dickless wonders.|
|Adam Lanza, COD player and all around Fuckhead!|
At this point, my outrage was at a boiling point, when news came out of Newtown, Conn. that another crazy stupid cunt called Adam Lanza, killed his mother while she was sleeping, (See how cowards act the same all over.) and then went on a killing spree inside Sandy Hook Elementary, killing 26 people, 20 of them little innocent children. Wow, what a man Adam Lanza was. I don't care if he was autistic or what the fuck he was, if he wanted to go in blaze of infamy, why didn't he go to a drug-trafficking controlled neighborhood and shot the drug dealers there. He would have died, but at least some good would have come out of it. I guess six year olds were a better target for a coward like him. They don't shoot back. ROT IN HELL ASSHOLE!!!!!
|The lovely couple...|
With all of this, I would like to end this rant with the following...
MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY 2013 TO ALL, FROM RICE BEANS AND RAZOR BLADES!
I really hope that 2013 is better than this crappy year has been.
And I'm out of here...