Man...I can't belive that it has come to this.
It has come to my attention (Thanks Wil Wheaton!) that this item is on pre-order status at the shop on Star Wars.com
It's a Star Wars Darth Vader Toaster!
Yes...
A toaster.
That burns the image of Darth Vader on your toast.
(Sigh!)
Quoth the site...
If there's something every Sith Lord knows how to do it's make a balanced breakfast. While the Jedi have to live off of Jawa juice and fried nerfsteak, the Dark Lord of the Sith prefers to have a reminder of his fiery Mustafar defeat at his breakfast table. Every morning he burns that moment into a slice of bread with the Darth Vader Toaster. This black, ominous kitchen appliance easily leaves the mark of Vader's helmet in every yummy piece of toast. Slather some Bantha butter on top, or make two pieces for an extra-Sithy BLT. Force power not required to operate toaster.I have no words to describe this. These are the things that try men souls!
If you want to order this thing, you can go to here.
May God have mercy on your soul!
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