We just recieved word that Michael Jackson suffered a fatal heart attack in Los Angeles 20 minutes ago. He was pronunced dead on arrival at Cedar Sinai in LA.
Well, y'know... there are limits to the amount of artificial silicone blood substitute that a human heart can pump through plastic veins and arteries...
The really saddest part is that now he has attained "Legend" status and people will start saying that he is not really dead.
Elvis all over again.
To all those people: dead is dead. He's gone. Deal with it or form a line to receive your Darwin Award.
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Well, y'know... there are limits to the amount of artificial silicone blood substitute that a human heart can pump through plastic veins and arteries...
The really saddest part is that now he has attained "Legend" status and people will start saying that he is not really dead.
Elvis all over again.
To all those people: dead is dead. He's gone. Deal with it or form a line to receive your Darwin Award.
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