Tuesday, June 30, 2009

New entries for The Darwin Awards!

We knew it!

Whacko Jacko has taken them over the edge!

The president of one of Michael Jackson's fan clubs has revealed that at least 12 people have committed suicide because of the King of Pop's passing. Or so he claims.

Gary Taylor, the owner of MJJcommunity.com, believes 12 fans of Jackson have made the decision to take their own lives after hearing the devastating news.

"I know there has been an increase, I now believe the figure is 12," said Taylor on Monday.
"It is a serious situation that these people are going through but Michael Jackson would never want this. He would want them to live."

Rev. Jesse Jackson has also reached out to fans via YouTube, "urging them not to 'self destruct.'"

Said Rev. Jackson:
"We fall down sometimes, we get back up. That's the right thing to do. In Michael's name let's live together as brothers and sisters and not die apart as fools."

You have to be pretty stupid to kill yourself over the public preception of a man you never met personally!

Well...less idiots to cloud the ol'Gene pool!

Good Riddance!

1 comment:

Sings-With-Spirits said...

I wonder if anyone will commit suicide over the death of Karl Malden?