"Donald, where are your trousers?"

I used a title from an old novelty song to illustrate the point. Get ready to hear the story of the pantless driver!

A man who claimed he lost his pants faces drunken driving charges after being stopped by the agency of police at what time naked from the waist down.

A speaker for Maryland’s Cecil County Sheriff’s Office, in the US, said 41-year-old Jonathan Schultz was only partially covered with a towel on his lay over, though he was wearing a shirt.

Lt Bernard Chiminto uttered Schultz was stopped Saturday near Rising Sun for going at 69mph in a 50mph zone. The deputy smelled alcohol and noticed Schultz’s semi-exposed situation.

Ah! Weirdness is back! It's refreshing!